A few lucky marines got a nice treat over the weekend as Heidi Montag brought her new fake boobies for a visit. Here she is posing on a tank with her douche nozzle husband while showing off the big guns. As much as I hate this moron, it’s nice to see her take her boobs on a field trip from time to time. They must get so bored acting like they’re having a good time while Heidi pretends to have a casual non scripted coffee with her douche and fifty cameramen. Poor things, they need someone to make them feel special. I will gladly volunteer, hit me up on the Twitter. Can boobs type?
